After finally arriving in Lisbon we made our way to the campsite, got our festival wristbands and supplies from the local supermarket and we are too late to catch Weezer. Bit cheesed off about that and not the greatest of starts though Steve seems content as he thinks Weezer are soft pop crap. Coaches run from the campsite to the festival every 15 minutes or so and is normally full of Portuguese people singing at top volume.
The next band I want to see is Mogwai at 2230 so
we hang out at the chalet for a while and drink water and beer. We are trying to rehydrate but I think the water/beer ratio will shift to unhealthy proportions before long. It is unbelievably hot and was in the mid-30s this afternoon. Might just be Mogwai and The Cure tonight which is not to be sniffed at but I was hoping to build up the number of bands seen at a more prodigious rate.
We went to the Mad Cool festival in Madrid last year and this site out does Mad Cool in the ugly stakes. These urban festivals have a lot of benefits but unending beauty is not among them. These city festivals have left me hankering for the countryside and I've also struggled to adapt to the Mediterranean hours, as when the main bands come on I'm ready for my Horlicks. The festival is located in an industrial area by the docks and is decked in astro turf that is as comfortable as a barbed wire bed. Despite the heat we could not find any water points which is surely unlawful and reinforces my decision not to come to this festival again. In fact, if I can help it I won't come to the Iberian peninsula again which is a barren, characterless part of Europe. My favourite cities in Europe are Stockholm, Turin and Amsterdam.
I only got to see Mogwai and The Cure and both were, fortunately, really good. Mogwai's front man Stuart is wearing a Neu! t-shirt and it is easy to hear the Krautrock influences in their brooding, pulsating soundscapes. I'm not sure that the locals warmed to them, most who were probably waiting for The Cure who came on at just past midnight. Ruth and I had both been up since half 3 so criminally didn't last to the end. The hour or so we had was great and Robert Smith's voice still sounds incredible. You can't beat a sing-a-long to In-between Days and Just Like Heaven on a Friday morning in Lisbon.
Mogwai
I have seen The Cure once before at a one day festival in Finsbury Park, London in 1993 called Great eXpectations that was something to do with the launch of XFM radio I think. It had a pretty amazing line up: Levitation, Catherine Wheel, Guy Chadwick (who was constantly booed for some reason), Senseless Things, Frank & Walters, Belly, Sugar, Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine, and of course The Cure. All for the princely sum of £18 50. Myself, Jay, another friend Adam and my sister Caroline went. Caroline was at university in Norwich at the time and we picked her up on the way from Manchester and had a unmemorable night out in Norwich before heading off to London the next morning.
The Cure
The trip to Norwich didn't have the most auspicious of starts when I knocked on the door of the student house, next to Norwich City's football ground, and the knocker fell off. Caroline had probably been fretting about our arrival for weeks and we'd already made a good start in confirming her worst fears in front of her new Uni mates. Next up, I sat on the end of the sofa and the arm fell off. Caroline is having a full on panic attack as her student friends all look at her in horror, probably wondering who this bunch of clumsy scallies are she's invited.
Caroline hurriedly took us all out to the pub and we returned later to get some sleep after having to suffer the worst ale ever, which is relevant. When we woke in the morning the room was covered in puke, which I got the blame for as I'd been feeling ill. I'm convinced it wasn't me but no one else was owning up and we had a concert to get to. We were behind schedule so left the vomit for the students to clear up, much to Caroline's understandable horror. The students wouldn't be forgetting our trip in a while but I suppose if they were that bothered they could write a dissertation about it. Funnily enough, I saw one of the house members at Caroline's wedding (she got married to Jay incredibly) a few years ago and she was still so angry at our antics that she threatened to beat me up. I think we liked to annoy students because deep down we were jealous as, in general, we had poorly paid jobs with few opportunities, whilst them lot seemed to have the world at their feet. A bit churlish really as they all must have worked really hard, as I found out when I ended up going to Uni in my late 30s.
The gig itself was memorable for the awful sound quality which was so atrocious that Bob Mould, the singer from Sugar, stopped their set until he received assurances that the set was not being recorded. Fair play to him, who would want such a poor representation of their creativity marked for posterity? Sugar's Copper Blue album was a classic record and I felt short changed but I guess sometimes things go wrong.
When The Cure came on, as if by magic, the sound problems disappear. The difference is like switching from a tiny transistor radio to a state of the art, stereo system with the volume whacked up. Pretty shoddy trick by whoever was responsible which smacked of insecurity, but at least The Cure were so good as to offer a measure of compensation. We lost sight of Caroline at some point but then thought we'd seen her being passed over the crowd to the security which happens when someone has passed out. As The Cure finished their set with Simon Gallup crashing through his bass strings for the climax of A Forest we headed back to the car minus Caroline. Ten minutes passed, then twenty:
"Do you think Caroline's alright?"
"Who knows?"
"She'll probably be in the medical tent "
"Guess they have a responsibility to look after her."
"Long drive back to Manchester isn't it?"
"Right, let's go."
That was how easy it was to convince ourselves that leaving Caroline in Finsbury Park on a Saturday night was absolutely the right thing to do. Adam turned the key in the ignition, the engine roared into life, he selected reverse gear at which point Caroline's face appeared at the window. "Hi Caroline, we saw you coming so thought we'd get the engine warmed up". When Caroline and Jay got married years later this story was brought up in the best man's speech and I think Caroline thought we were joking. No, I'm afraid we were really that selfish and irresponsible.